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9999 has been laughable, and you must not do the first 10 000 ~ ~ ~ see ~ ~ ~ do not know, except60 years ago, a friend told me a joke to me Xiaofan, and later as too painful stomach into the hospital. The doctor gave me before surgery,LV handbags asked me why I laugh in such a way, I'll tell him. Afterwards he laughing forever, and eventually even die laughing a.




I was brought to court. The judge let me tell that joke out of the jury determine whether the facts and elements of negligent homicide meet, I request exemption signed contract. The judge adjourned the trial, one day re-trial, announced the acceptance of my opinion. So I say in court to that joke out, the result was smiling rapped, it was laughed rolling on the ground. Later that day all the people heard the joke had died laughing.



I instantly became a celebrity, and the brightest reporters have asked to interview me, I know this joke may constitute a public speaking out against, so the camera, I vaguely said something to the effect that: \always lies, faith is always ****。 program aired a huge response. I did not expect that one day, a few mysterious plain clothes broke into my bedroom, pulled me Liantuo Dai pulled a dark room. after a long, a bunch of light shine in my face. I reluctantly opened my eyes, shocked,christian louboutin shoes sitting in front of me who is the only known person like me - the President.



President of the general account of the grasping my purpose is simple: to be recorded in this joke, and then sent to the Middle East, where dictators of hostile countries, die laughing him. I had agreed to his request to put forth this joke is weapons of mass destruction, not against civilians. President promised.



two weeks later, the President announced that it has mastered the key technology that joke, and the successful trial in the desert. This caused uproar in the international arena, many countries panic, the international military science home this name \\constant state of anxiety. The United Nations had convened global Summit,puma shoes the final will be 1 April Fool's Day set.



60 years have passed, I have twilight. Before leaving the world as a witness to history, I would like to the need to tell you this joke. That, my friend told me this joke is very simple, very short, the sentence: