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a man going to the toilet, just had shut the door and be told next-door Q: Do you come?

He said: yes ah. Can be thought that this next door Who is it? I know him? Strange!

this time next asked: Why do you come ah?

he was angry and said: shit ah! To this can be doing? !

next door asked, What time do you go?

he wants: it is estimated that there are crazy people! He chagrined to say: pull left when! !

this time next asked: which will you come to me with it, right?

the human heart surprise: CAO! The original is gay!

he cursed Drive: You TMD to die, the metamorphosis!

next door said: Well, first hung it, will give you a hit in the past, I had a silly side to B! TMD old incumbent on me then! !

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a woman the night, suddenly saw a man came up to her with open arms, embraced like to do, is the kick came up. man fell to the ground crying, said: are the third block,LV bags and I bother anyone with such a difficult piece of glass home on What?

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Ge to the toilet once, Ge You and your friends to dinner, half-way on the trips to the bathroom, come back, a large wet pants. Friend: how wet your pants now? Ge: Since I became well-known frequently. Friends: frequently? Ge: is not! Often next to a man who sowed the sudden turn of urine shouted: \food name, wife husband gestures guess. Out of the big screen \My husband seems very anxious, blurted out: \\. . . .

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money once take the bus home, found the wallet on the train without a dollar Ling Chao, a hurry, they took out a ten-dollar big ticket into the slot. Later, more and more convinced that useless to discuss it with the driver, can I at the door, the next stop, the passengers should be dropped into slot of the money in his pocket? Driver agreed. Car quickly drove to the next stop, a lot of people scrambling to get on the train. I block the door, on the first passenger said: \other Chou Chou driver, the driver nodded acquiescence. Thus, a dollar hand. Processing according to the law, and soon received a dollar eight. Next up, a Han dynasty, sturdy frame, shaved the board inch, bare tattoos. See I pretty much just getting him angrily: \\cried: \I saw his wallet from his pocket, handing me, long face, said: \I am not a man I'm angry, I say, you say I am not, I took to show you the girls laughed, one of the cattle, saying, as I'll dig ah ~~~~~~~~~~ pull out the card was not reading a

7 live under, are laughable today is my birthday, girlfriend's phone call early that evening to go home for my birthday, congratulations, but also has given me surprises ! heard the good news! up my work today is to buy extra power, ran about a dozen customers! back to the company. all three in the afternoon, and to the canteen and saw only a lonely one soup, and meat Three fried beans (Rouchao beans, green beans, peas) and radish soup. no way to run a morning customer, the stomach has long been the cuckoo's call and has to go to a broader market and a large pan of beans Rouchao three radish soup eat up! did not think the Pro work, my stomach is like a Jeep off-road engine! - began intense piston! flash, a Unit of gas from the gathering rush rushed out of my body! I quickly rushed to the place no one, his stomach began to sing softly, or embarrassed,christian louboutin shoes but soon turned into a barrage of puff puff do ring! good belly up ah! but is this time, but his girlfriend called and said She had got home, I quickly called home. Alas! no option but to go home, and hope that she will not see me like this piece of embarrassed ah! ... ... on the way home I deliberately put a lot of effort to fart. nearing home, a lot of stomach feel better, I think it will not be out any problem. far to see the door waiting for my girlfriend, she looks a bit excited. She shouted, \Tonight, I prepared for you a very wonderful, will definitely give you a surprise gift. \Suddenly, I am want to fart up. is precisely at this time, his girlfriend's cell phone rang. it be cured of my life! I found the excuse that too chaotic to allow her to another room to pick up the phone! she I can not reveal non-blindfolded with a cloth, but also I swear! go after the phone in another room. she left, I would seize the opportunity to move the body weight of a leg to fart put out. This Pifang may not loud and it smells like a rancid odor emitted eggs. I can hardly breathe, so I touched the cushion, straining to around violently, attempting to fan out the odor. As I just feel better when another fart again. I took up the legs up! it sounds like a fast rotation of diesel engine sound, and smell more unpleasant this time a. in order not to suffocate, I used his arm waving fans up cushions, hoping the smell will soon be dissipated. is to be back to normal in all the time, they could not wait another fart the impulse came. So I stand up , bent, butt back to the top of Jue up! put it out. This Pifang was really called a first-class, even the newspapers have been blown behind to the ground .......... My ear to listen to another room to talk to voice his girlfriend, because the promise to abide do not peek, I can not open the eye, can only keep lying fart in the dark, in order to quickly bring all exhaust gas in the stomach, but also not to house more stinky! I untied the waistband belt, underwear and trousers to fade into the lower abdomen below the dew out of the bottom, and explored and opened the balcony door behind him, almost all out into the entire bottom balcony, crazy sensational start to fart ... ..., ah! better around! Then I danced in the chaos swarming with cushions fans, pray that shares can be quickly dispersed odor ... ..., and thus, in the next within ten minutes, I stood side fart constantly, while constantly hops cushions, finally,puma shoes when I heard her say goodbye on the phone when the room air and my stomach is much better! I quickly tied pants, finishing her hair, began gracefully, with a smile waiting for me to give me her dear surprise. When she came closer, with a satisfied smile on my face, a pair of gentle look. girlfriend played her first phone to me so long to apologize, and then asked me if I had secretly opened a cloth. I did not peek to her that after the removal of the cover girl on my eyes cloth, and I said, \My girlfriend today, so I took them to non-see you, they say you in the photo on the very gracious, long handsome man! Well! Look at the table in these five are my good sister unit, the balcony of that six of my best friends at school! \birthday party. Now, every face them with an unspeakable expression of looked at me, as found in Martian ... ... ... ... ... ...





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a mouth slander dog has jumped onto the table in search of food, found a chicken, trying to sail to eat, the owner suddenly exclaimed: If you dare to how that kind of chicken, I like you how! so small dog licking butt the next chicken

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female colleagues in our unit go to the bank yesterday, by bus, car wearing a very brilliant young woman. there is a satyr on the later, standing behind her, back and forth and her physical contact. woman was furious, shouted back: you squeeze a J8 ah!! this time the car was quiet, boring after a few seconds, the color man replied: 1 J8 was the car laughing raucously. our colleagues that several boys had the thought go and the girl is busy, but also music to die, then a station to get off that pervert on a shopping

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suddenly feel stomach pain, So you can eat into the corner of the 199 pot shops, would like to use a toilet to use, but why is can not find searched the first floor, so I went to the second floor, second floor is still empty nothing decoration , but found a toilet door close to the * trouble and needed repairs, do not use *, I really could not help myself, who cares 7 March 21, anyway, no one around, Tuoliaokuzai squatted on the toilet towards , wolf in sheep ... ... thrilled!! the end, I went downstairs only to find empty, strange, a time when dinner time is also almost a full house downstairs just say, how suddenly deserted it?? with service life and reception are all gone ... ... So I approached the bar, and asked: \\1 homes in search of food and money, only to find a young couple in bed. So, he ordered her husband out of bed and tied him to a chair. and then he in turn tied his wife in bed and kissed her long neck , and then went into the toilet. as fugitives in the toilet when her husband said to his wife: \He must be in prison too long, have not seen a woman for many years, from the way he kisses your neck to see. If he wants to have sex, do not resist, do not complain, as he said to do, no matter how devastated you must meet his requirements. He must be very dangerous, if he is angry, then we may be killed. You must hold on, baby, I love you. \He told me he was gay, and he think you're cute, and asked my family have no Vaseline. I told him in the toilet. You must hold on, baby, I love you ...

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a remote mountainous area, a woman by nature water flowering, soon after marriage, the men go out to do business in the house of a woman having an affair with her lover. Matter to the half came to listen to outside steps, a woman wearing sheepskin coat and hurried to her lover hiding in the backyard pen. The man pulled a woman want to come back row intercourse, a woman refused, the man went to the backyard of hunger and thirst caught a sheep, goat is the chance that a woman posing as her lover, and doubled after clouds and rain, men meet the back room, the night got up to grab vent sheep doubled. Good morning, men get up, I recall last night, that sheep do not have doubled the taste, in turn to the back yard, the sheep are ready to act to seize the sheep suddenly stood up to speak: \of a sheep you? \buddy seat bus to school, because the road long, bored, when sitting next to a 35-year-old man with who accosted him, the man opened his mouth come words: \, and also not extremely surprised, quite calm reply: \......\\the sentence: \\