A man's check (super funny)

Dear His wife:


according to your will, my reflection in the library for an hour forty-third seven seconds, drank a glass of water, on the one bathroom, no smoking, these facts are accurate, please review .



attach my report on the review of impropriety can be negotiated.



After 3 months of marriage, I think my wife gay gentle virtuous, diligent and intelligent, is the rare good wife, and as my husband is perverse behavior,supra shoes, attitude and frivolous, there doing open to question.



The following are my own bad behavior of the analysis, please lead marking:



1. what happened yesterday is that I am wrong. Although you do braised eggplant salty, but crisp and delicious, outweighed the bad ones, I should not accuse you of wasting salt. I am so demanding perfection, is completely hidden jealous. But add a little water can.



2. you like Lu Yi, I should not arbitrarily say that I like Gigi Leung, depriving you for two days can not talk to me, very painful. Think carefully, my answer is indeed very appropriate, since your efforts to reach is also limited to the mainland, I rushed to the Hong Kong and Taiwan, I like Zhou Xun better.



3. you like to watch Korean dramas in the small political brother, I should not be blocking, you take me and I do not compare him to the protest, because they are small Colombian government did not protest.



4. Saturday that wedding, I said that I meet do not know can not go, you're ready for two red envelopes, a 100, a 200, the results I did not go, you're not careful to send out thick. Honey, I should not laugh at you, you have done a good job, and change for me, may be both sent out together.



5. Last time you buy yellow croaker, I should not have pledged, posing as chefs, kitchen help you when the results of cheering, sense of smell when the coveted, but sadly, when to eat for you in terms of psychological vulnerability, This is unbearable.



6. you cut it, ask me, does not look good, I said good-looking, you are very happy; further confirmation, I said okay; you ask in the end good, I replied, not as good as before,gucci shoes, so you very sad. This is my fault, since such responses are first shall prevail.



7. You know a lot of good online friends, a time of the mails the book, chao fly, I should not be used against you in the newspaper reports. But you really picture the white dress does not look good, or wear high-necked shirt goes well, next to me as a bodyguard, look stylish.



8. to visit your nephew that you come back and I discussed who should wash the diapers, I really should not shirk its responsibility, to offend you. But my dear, this task is too far away, we discuss who is responsible for good students. Who are born of their home?



9. You accuse me of lying about the socks, I should not put the book Fanwu around you, after all, is the smell of socks, the book is the incense.



10. you ask Michelle to eat McDonald's, I should not have kicked her secretly under the table, so you furious, but she crosses my shoes so much, why are you do not care?



11. You say I look beautiful as you, I should not be stubborn denial, you are right, evidence that allows the blind to testify.



12. I came back downstairs and out the trash, I turn you around several times and asked me if I smoked a few, I say one, you great students of their gas. Honey, I really do not know your nose is so sensitive, in fact, I smoked two.



you have been considerate of the girls, I hope you can forgive me, give me chance of rehabilitation. For family stability, economic prosperity, by the way a few small suggestions:



1. Not pointing at the television where the guy says he like you former boyfriend, your first time in close proximity to men in the sophomore the ball, mad panic and step on toes, unfortunately that person is me.



2. shopping, do not always whim, such as garlic go back to buy a shredder, you do not think I compare this machine economy?



3. to eat, you eat less,lv bags, I always suspected, but when the camera too I'm fat, my dear, it really makes me very embarrassed.



4. Do not give me some cunning problems, said it was trick question, the results make me confused logic.



5. Do not look flick when I gave my jokes, but do not laugh not.



above, please His wife Mingjian. Tips: in the bedroom yesterday, spider infested, for escorting, please contact the living room sofa leisure areas west of the first, to serve you