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1. The family dinner table before eating. Son suddenly asked his father: \the same round and stiffness; in their thirty or forty years old, chest like Ya pears, feeling good, but some drooping; five-year-old then, was like the onion. \\Men have three stages. When they twenties, that is like an oak, strong and powerful; when the three of them 40 years of age, that is like a birch, but also with foam; when they fifties time, that can be like a Christmas tree. \
2. a 18 year old girl on her mother said she did two months periods. Mother Nusheng cursed: \After half an hour, with a brand new Ferrari to stop in front of their home, rather than a mature man who walked down the car, he was wearing expensive suit and a blonde. Came in and sat in the living room facing the girl's parents said to them: \I give her Penghu,louis vuitton handbags, two villas, and one million. If you gave birth to a boy, I will give her the two companies and one million, if the child born is a pair of twins, I will give them a one-person factory , and 500 000. If there is no ......\sleep a night. \

3. a father to his three daughters had been suspected of not purified. So he decided to make a test. He first called to 16-year-old daughter, house, took off his pants, asked: \shouted to her: \Then he called the 14-year-old daughter of the house asked the same question, get the same answer. His father was Jingnu: \\

4. a newly married husband in the honeymoon, the husband found his wife on sex crazy to think hard after a long day, he really can not stand, a nervous breakdown and died. But she decided to keep his wife a huge YJ. YJ her husband cut down the wall, every day some intimacy. This is her neighbors discovered the neighbors were perpetrating a fraud secretly came, dug a hole in the wall, the woman home, stretched his past. Suddenly,louis vuitton sunglass,this woman took a small knife, knife cut that thing from the wall, saying: \

5. a man who is a good actor, he now he is always next card. Long after, he found a theater to give him a chance. Director said to him: \flavor of love charm. on it. \Finally to the stage, he took the stage, only one finger, said: \Director shouts out: \

6. two young teenage smoking marijuana because the police arrested. Police said to them: \

Monday, two people came to the police station. First ask first:

\to the? \brain size. \

\. But, I said: this small circle is the size of prison predecessors asshole ...\

7. a mom one day with his year-old son go to the bank, they came in a very fat woman face, fat woman dressed in the uniforms, but also with a pager. As they so often, the younger son said: \After a while children, the younger son stretched out his hands and loudly said: \Fat woman turned back, is this time, fat woman pager tick .. tick .. tick to ring up.

children shouted: \

8. a female teacher came into the classroom, look for small words written on the blackboard \Only quickly erased. The next day, she went to class, see the same place as yesterday, written word, the font too big, she turned to wrath, but everyone is very calm. She had to wipe intermittently class. For several days, is the same situation, write all day Penis bigger than the day before. Until the last day,louis vuitton wallet, she walked into the classroom, the board unexpectedly

same place reads: \

9. Every day, a man will come to stand beside the coffee machine, where female colleagues, for a deep deep breath and then said to her: \, she can not bear it, and to her personnel director said she wanted to sue the man of sexual harassment. Personnel manager asked him very puzzled, \

10. a housewife heard someone knocking at the door, she opened the door, a strong man standing outside asked fiercely: \Han-door asking the same question again, so housewife told him her husband. Her husband said: \\\

11. The night when security found a doctor is the physician's office and his patients do that thing. He quickly told the story of the building manager. The second opening, building manager got the doctor: \does not allow such behavior, this is a very formal building, \But the doctor was unmoved: \But a veterinarian. \

12. husband and his wife to celebrate their 25th wedding anniversary, revisiting their honeymoon specifically where, when the two men recalled the scene 25 years ago when his wife asked: \standing naked in front of you, you thinking? \\

13. two men out to do in the doctor's consulting room, one asked the other, how do you, and another said: \green circle. \A green circle inside a doctor took a look and said to him: \I said to die? \

14. Tom and Clark were sitting on the roof of a building occupied beer, Tom Clark, said: \a network to your back pocket. \saved him back,timberland boots, while he sat up the elevator. \Clark said: \\



15. An old woman went to the doctor asked how to restore her husband's sexual desire, \\A week later, a woman called the doctor said, \\, terrible, \\