1. man really flavored, lying is not ashamed! Clearly in the stepped back, said the unit, secretly in the tryst, said that wine was drunk, go home tired opening work, whirring down bed to sleep, if the offer charming wife, pretending to cover their income stomach pain again!
2. a man having an affair of the symptoms: the company every day, overtime, home never stick, mobile home on the off, text messages back to complete the deletion, go to bed snore around, anti-wear regular underwear. Control check found three are suspected of the four could be confirmed.
3. a man to die: see the beauty? Slander and death, Gao Daoshou in? U.S. dead, fool the room? Sudden death, sleep on the bed? Exhausted, his wife know? Scared to death, father and mother know? Die of shame,louis vuitton bags, leading to know? To death, rival know? Killed.
4. the sky is blue, the sea is deep, if not a man is true; love is permanent, the blood is bright red, a man not to fight is not enough; man is rich if , and who are predestined; men reliable, pigs will climb a tree!
5. Eight men fear: a fear of Valentine's pregnancy, two henpecked hard, three lady sick, afraid, afraid of the masses four to five bulbs afraid lover was six afraid of mahjong blasting, 7 afraid of illicit money stolen , 8 afraid of Viagra invalid.
6. Eight naive: Leadership toast you drink, you first touch the leading lady, leading to walk you go by car, leading you wordy speech, the leadership of a private matter you talk nonsense, you start off leading a bath, leadership folder dishes you switch tables, leading to listen to brand your Zimo.
7. fooling around this issue if the dry well, called love; occupation of the matter if the dry well, called marriage; or sex matter,LV sunglass, if the dry well is called Yanshou Zhen Cao; impotence this If a good call Zuohuaibuluan hiding.
8. find a pretty good-looking young man, hardworking and able to find a marriage after divorce to find a wealthy, find a soul is not dead scattered.
9. man, always smiling, two discharge, not the disease Fanjian is Kengmengguaipian! Woman breast thin waist, loose coquettish, not dig your pockets, that is, put your black sword! This years men and strange female demon, be careful in strokes ah!
10. This year, the wife but as PHS affordable for local use, such as China Telecom Security mistress with fixed but not out, Xiao Mi Hua Fei as China Mobile easy to use but too expensive. Valentine's elegant fashion, as China Unicom, but often not in service area!
11. diagnosis of a woman having an affair never awakened: absent-minded work, go home to face her husband fall, children learn both, often more salt in cooking. Excuse body often lack, let her husband detached. Half sex once, neither move nor groan.
12. is now, poor meat rich prawns, rich and powerful eat tortoise; injustice petitioners bored online, official, such as battlefield; men and women look forward with high hope thinner dressing dogs were exposed flesh; Love afraid of losing love afraid to steal, occupies positions of the fear of retirement!
13. marriage is called network, bigamy is called a dual-card number, extramarital affairs called call forwarding, call Monternet lover more. divorce called off No. separation halt machine security number, remarried called compound machines, called the transfer a woman to remarry, remarried a man called up card
14. the poor man: the cause of the country, the honor unit achievements are led by the wages are his wife, the property is children,adidas shoes, the error is their own.
15. These days, pretty woman, no less than the kitchen, the kitchen and not gentle, soft money are soon parted, spend money indiscriminately without fashion, fashion is not assured, rest assured can not see.
16. drivers to pull money telling anyone; accounting money pen flower; leaders signed his mark with money; \Doctors use the money designated in the stomach of patients.
17. men tiring, it will be knocked back; men worry is why they want to wash your hair; man suffering, I often will bet; men busy, so often on the wrong beds. Men more likely to do?
18. Wife of a mad man had to hide; wife situation got Biao, men quietly; wife situation got blessing, men slip; wife of a rich, men should step down.
19. knowledge of the beauty lies in its people at a loss; the beauty of poetry is to incite male and female behavior; the beauty of a woman is stupid have no regrets; men of the United States, is lying right day hell.
20. wine ah, put in the bottle like water, drink stomach haunted,puma shoes, spoke to a slip, flash walking legs, lay down in bed impotence, midnight up to find water in the morning up regret, noon porting glass or beautiful!
21. In the four other families on the toilet embarrassment: not finished drawing paper; pull not finished polishing the finished water; pull finished Sassafras finished with water or washed down; pull finished polishing the finished water also washed down the floating up but it was.
22. wife is the operating system, a very troublesome but install uninstall; little secret is the desktop, if you are interested you can change every day; Valentine, the Internet, fame money constantly; Miss pirated software, use Remember when the first anti-virus!
23. man Poor man, busted their ass to make money, sweet mouth against his wife, handed over money can not avoid, the raising of a lover too dangerous, and feel so flat pocket for Sha Zhang Shuai point is not, simply to be a bitch.
24. I really do not know, buy many, many beautiful girls clothes, is to attract the attention of boys, but boys want to see, but it is girls with no clothes on.
25. Love love green apple, fig Secret Love love, love at first sight pistachios, free love no results, really love to eat candy, love, betrayal and bitter fruit, lightning love to eat the forbidden fruit, the consequences of passionate love to eat, what you eat fruit?
26. singleton is a mountain, love is the road, breaking up is a crossroad, trial marriage is to explore the way, marriage is a dead-end, bigamy is a short circuit, is a way out of divorce, remarriage is a dead end. Extramarital affair is a merry way, do you now which way to mix?
27. home poor ugly one meter 49, a primary school education in rural areas accounts, tumbledown 3 Susukida mu,prada shoes, cold pan is not hot stove wife, separated from oral drugs throughout the year, today's message widely girlfriend revolutionary road together hand in hand, whether you like?
28. life really any time will always worry more, so the trouble, find a handsome brother, along with dance, nothing to sing love songs; you have not seen for three days and a half, become handsome devil; Cold War, 10 days Since then, each has; back in time, single most happy.
29. slugger criteria: extraordinary cut, smoked powder, standing in the middle kissed; jump over Di, played chicken, grass had a friend rape his wife; had been a soldier, stand-off post, playing over the leadership of award-winning; on-off classes, been to Kong, boring molested Mothers.
30. advise you to pick flowers out of less, after all, you have a home, society is not good, down home, no red flags, bunting Gone with the Wind is blowing outside, homework have to pay, spend a little money does not matter , collapse of the body not right.
31. men do not drink, how women have tips; women are not drunk, how there are opportunities for men; women men are not drunk, no one hotel to sleep.
32. first love is the new version, old friends is a refurbished version of natural recovery, living together before marriage is a trial version of the wedding night is the genuine love is a revised version of the widow, who seduced his wife is pirated ...
do not believe you do not belly ache!
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