Chinese Super joke (not afraid of you laugh, I'm afraid you laugh to tears)

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Why not attack the terrorists

China





bin Laden said that China is a country absolutely can not mess with; reason for this is the .....................





seven al-Qaeda terrorist attack on the Chinese had sent the results .........





the first turn in the halo when the bomb on the bridge overpass.





second car in the bus bombing never get on the bus.





third supermarket in the bombing, the bomb remote control stolen.





fourth in the bombing of government buildings, hit by security mad; tell you to debt collection, call your petition.





fifth successful mine explosion, killed hundreds,louis vuitton sunglass, sneak into bases, six Leng Shimo see any news reports, was the base to [deceive organization counts] Department must.





sixth to blow Guangzhou, the results newly hatched station bomb package was speeding car away, half did not Huanguo Lai God.





seventh to blow up in Liaoning Province, was 忽悠 Shui arrived on the





recently sent terrorists to bomb a woman in Henan, but cheated to do a wife; Al Qaeda decided to cultivate a small Chinese terrorists to attack China, but did not think the child is just born, shortly to be Sanlu to kill the.





2,





solution in Beijing during Spring Festival can not be bought: Provided that give sign to the petition, and then shouted times of hardship, ah! Promise a personal car to send you home for free send you back home.





III,





power outage today, tomorrow, without water, pay no money to buy facial hair, Deng opened the election to find the answer: the original is the primary stage of socialism, later doubled, I am speaking, of a hundred years!





4,





What is happiness? Happiness is: Nasha Te wages, housing the British house, with the Swedish mobile phone, Dai Ruishi watches, married Korean women, including Japan's second wife, do Thai massage, to open the German car, take U.S. aircraft, to drink French wine and eating seafood in Australia, pumping Cuba cigars, wear Italian shoes, playing the Spanish woman, see Austrian opera, buy the Russian villa, hire Filipino maids, bodyguards with Israel, Turkish sauna washing, when China's civil service ...... make the last point, in front of Jieke achieve! !





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a few years ago a film crew to the Peking University professor, jurist He ** hometown eastern Shandong on location. Apart from shooting, the two make-up into a national party of soldiers to actors that there was an old man at work,LV bags, the two engage in mischief, took the gun went yelled: \, exclaimed: \





6,





order to test the U.S., Hong Kong, mainland China, the strength of the three police officers, the United Nations three rabbits on three forest to see the three police officers who should find the rabbit.





forest before the first U.S. police, they first spend a full half-day meeting to develop operational plans, strict division of labor, and then quickly into the forest to send special forces to conduct blanket searches, the results met the time delay, rabbit run, the task failed!





then turn Hong Kong police, who number more than 100 people and sent dozens of police cars lined up outside in the woods, by the leader with the speaker loudspeaker: \......\





Finally, Chinese police, only four, first hit of the day mahjong, one evening took a baton into the forest, not five minutes, I heard the forest came a cry of animals, one smoking a Chinese police Smoke came out talking and laughing in the back pulled a black and blue bears, bears dying said: \





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three heads of state in the United States and Russia to go hunting, surrounded by a group of hungry wolf, the dollar Bush, Putin to beauty, They put the wolf, Old Jiang to permit only to party members out, the wolf all the knees, tears Road: finally found organized!





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teachers for students to write home about \





Xiao Ming did not understand the meaning of these words, and had to ask Dad.





father told him: \just like your mother. the people is the smallest, say no one heard, just like you. \





after dinner, Xiao Ming wanted to write essays,LV damier, but not yet fully understand these things, go ask grandma, but grandma is asleep. Xiao Ming went to my father, my father and mother are busy \Xiaoming no alternative but to Mama tears, back to his room writing a paper.





next day, my father received a teacher's phone: \







Xiaoming composition is: countries have to sleep, the party in the play of social, community moaning, people crying.





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ago Laojiangdi to Chairman Mao Memorial Hall, standing before Chairman Mao's crystal coffin,


Mao asked: \




Mao said: \




/ From the CDC community club.china.com /