Instructors Comedy Quotations

1, laughing what ah! Teeth to Xiaodiao in the evening to plan He Yu ah! 2, after the arm then? Why put ass? ! Since the touch ah! 3, Station Junzi when a girl cried: Report! A spider! Instructor asked, surprised face: a pig? Where Pigs? All the girls suddenly collapse. 4, abdomen! Not pregnant too! What is quite stomach! 5, see what chaos! ? That there is beauty,louis vuitton bags, ah? ! I had gone there to see! 6, then you smile, teeth off the hook! 7, then move! Move and I booted you! 8, a boy looking at girl smiled square, square female instructor shouted: Look what? ! Never seen beauty ah! Want you to watch ah! Long not handsome, then also look at the ugly girls in our class! 9, there are bees flying in the face of a girl, girls micro hide a bit,adidas shoes, to see instructor said: Freeze! Wait for it to bite you and then move! Girls speechless. . . 10, Station Junzi when an instructor to see the other square was collapsed, then turned to his phalanx of them said: We the people must not fall ah! When it fell I did not see, stepping on his past. . . Silent crowd of 11, next time, tamper with, pull out and shot 15 minutes! 12, chest! Abdomen! Levator ani door! 13, give me your feet pound the ground! 14, laughing what ah? Eat a fart with the same smile! 15, Pai Tau pace of dots! The person behind the almost strained ligament! 16, in line with a not ah? ! How a curved line to me before you? ! 17, instructor of a student: up! Students laughed loudly,puma shoes, instructors said: smile like you came, I fucking really fucking confused! 18, side stepping the students barefoot and shout slogans: political firm, study hard, work style. . . Instructor: You fuck on the four lines also remember ah! Student: suddenly forgotten. . . Instructor: You fuck temporary amnesia ah! Dinner at night you will not forget ah? ! Student: no. Instructor: So you fuck is selective amnesia ah! Everyone down. . . 19, instructor: You! Come here! Yes, on you! Do not use this innocent eyes to see me, useless! Suddenly he hit two sneeze, and he was into his classes Meng said: Damn,prada shoes, who called me? ! (Also pointed to the man say) is not for you! Man speechless. . . 20, a group of girls in the toilet, be instructors that harshly shouted: the toilet is a very serious matter, I am lined up to go! Came out from the toilet to be in high spirits, their heads held high. . . Public girls down 21, not husband out (ignored) my every twist! 22, singing military songs of the time: \terribly! \